My day so far …. 4.45 am. Rescue Dad’s watch from bedside table and chew it. 4.50 am. Wake Mum (owl ears) up and have it forcibly extracted from gob. 4.52 am. Plonked into garden for a wee 4.55 am. Cry because Mum doesn’t want to play (MEANIE!) and goes back...
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